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Tuesday, February 19, 2008

UPDATE: Castro poised to pass on power to ...







...the younger generation!!
























MOINK.....!!

















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Late Breaking UPDATE: Retired Castro is going to be seventh member flautist in Skiffle Jazz Band out of Ealing, England. He got a call right after his resignation from "Chubbie Checkers" Chavez, who signed on as Catro's agent.

"It's a match made in Heaven," said Andrea Bocelli, leader of the Bocelli Skiffle Band.

This stroke of good luck for Fidel follows his signing a deal with Adidas jogging suits will adequately fund the "Castro Fund for Eradication of Scurvy, FES."

"It will be good to be a Limey in the Autumn of my life," said Castro in an after-signing banquette. The amount of Castro's contract is undisclosed.

"He [Castro] will be contributing musically in the nose flute department," said Andrea in his broken English.
The group will be opening at the Fes World Sacred Music Festival after a stint at the CASTRO Theater in October.

Other offers considered for the retired Dictator were signing with the Guantanomo Bay Buska'teers, or the New Guinea chick group the Reynold's Rap.

{~~San Francisco's Castro Theater

"In final consideration, we wanted to go with the prestigious Bocelli name," said agent Chavez.

We asked Hugo if he intended to manage Castro full-time and resign his various crowns. He did not want to respond on that possibility at this time. >mpw


{~~ New Guinea Reynolds' Rappers

Guantanomo Bay Busketeers, ~~}
On the road again~~]

4 comments:

Pribek said...

Is that a princess phone?

MooPig said...

Yes, he's calling Adidas to make an endorsement for joggin' suits. :good catch Pribe's!

Pribek said...

Who is the pudgy faced guy that looks likes he's hocking one up?

MooPig said...

That is Monica Lewinski, in the act of hocking one up.

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