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Sunday, February 10, 2008

Moopig has Intellect. Does it have a Heart?

CARLA-A-A! ! ! ! I could'a been your contender!Moopig, one of your own has a screaming hole in the heart and needs a place to vent it. IS THIS THE PLACE?! We are manly, yes. And intelligent to beat the band, goes without saying. Politically astute !? What a perfect world if they would listen to what we have to say.
But here today I blog-challenge us to tread carefully but courageously into the "heart-land". Love requited but forbidden is my beef. I can not see Carla, but I can Moopig her to the universe and let go of the angst. You space aliens listening in! and I know you are studying Moopig in preparation for your imminent invasion (boy are you in for a surprise...) You aliens, please capture my scream and project it to the outer reaches of the dada-sphere so that every star knows about the black hole of lost love on planet 3 of star system 138, sector 9 of the Uppity Realm of the Andromeda Riviera.

"Oh-h-h, I rememba' sail cloth.
Masted, trimmed, taut:
To gather gusting winds for friends, their fantasies to impart.
For lives lived and loves lost.........*

Composteholestoy

* misquoted but serving the purpose, from PHD circa 1982.
Changes justified by: Mario Ruopplo (Il Postino)" the poesia is not for those who wrote it, but for those for whom it serves a purpose."
PS - I know this is not MY SPACE and will not make this a habit, but I think Moopig can handle - could use - a glimpse of the humanity behind the blogger keyboard.
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Addendum FAQ Feb 11, 2008 by MPW Editors

Subject: CARLA-A-A! ! ! ! I could'a been your contender!...Composteholestoy ___^^____

[Brother Composted; MooPig editors have met to confer on your composite questions. They decided to answer here below, heartfully hoping your confidence is not adversely affected.]

We frequently receive questions about the Siberian Shockwave, but today we have a new set of queries to consider. The following group is sent in by one of our own contributing authors, Michigan's finest, Composteholestoy.

Composteholestoy: "I fear I have mis-used the blog but I'm not really up on Blog etiquette or the ensuing retribution for such infractions. I have made it very personal, because I am very personal.... but it's YOUR web log not mine - so what happens now?"
MPW: We are sure we do not know what happens next.

Composteholestoy: How do bloggers discipline their own?
MPW: Usually bloggers insult the genetic lineage of the perpetrator.

Composteholestoy: Will the blog break down into a mire of personal entries and want-ads?
MPW: Generally all blogs headed for the waste pile are broken down into 0 's and 1 's.

Composteholestoy: Will sentiment ruin the great man-cave escape experience we all love about Moopig?
MPW: As you may or may not know, MooPig is bi-polar. We monitor the duality of cosmic chaos for all our faithful readers, all three of them.

Composteholestoy: What have I done ?? I know what you'll say.
MPW: I bet you didn't know that we would say this: "Flooded by Katrina: Screwed by FEMA!"

Composteholestoy: I let you know when it's up and running...
MPW: We surmise you have something else to say?

Rc / MPW

4 comments:

MooPig said...

Dog-gone it all!!!! Whadda' snow job.

I say it ain't over till the Closer says its over.

Yo'
Adrienne
P-daddy

Anonymous said...

MooPig says:
Yes we actually do have a heart, in fact we have two. There is our bovine heart, and of course our smaller porcine heart. In our spare time we try to synchronize them to create a syncopated four beat. So far we have it down, but it only lasts about five measures, then it becomes a two beat march, with an upbeat. Thanks for asking in your post titled ...Does it have a heart?
Our hearts go out to you and Carla, and Mrs. Calabash, wherever you are! mpw; btw -- Carla is beautiful, do we get to meet her?

Anonymous said...

Ph-h-hew, thought I was a gonner! OK , maybe I don't
have to start my own. Spiritually, you Darnells are so
strident I get a sore neck watching you rise and dip
...... and I'm envious of the cool ride you're on!
"Then play on..." (soccer referee term when players
collide but no foul call is justified in the refs
mind.)

Rc

MooPig said...

Dear Mr Magnificat:
MPW editors have chosen your entry as a blue ribbon nomination. Do its honesty and its desire to express the love and angst of booty calls gone awry, we recognize the Compostholestoy of his wit and wisdom.
Congratulations Sir; keep up the good work.

>mpw

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