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Friday, February 01, 2008

What is New in the Campaign this year?

I say "one" for the American Voters, "zero" for the candidates. I am happy to report the result of our vigilance as internet crawlers. Let me explain: something is very different in persuant candidates of leader-of-the-free-world this first two elections for the new century. "W's" televised image was absolutely terribly, and my associate Essie told me so back in '04. To the younger voters now it is a very big thing: What is bigger yet than TV image?

Body Language

NONVERBAL BEHAVIOR INTERPRETATION
Brisk, erect walk.... Confidence
Standing with hands on hips Readiness.... aggression
Sitting with legs crossed, foot kicking slightly..... Boredom
Sitting, legs apart Open,..... relaxed
Arms crossed on chest..... Defensiveness
Walking with hands in pockets, shoulders hunched...... Dejection
Hand to cheek Evaluation,...... thinking
Touching, slightly rubbing nose....... Rejection, doubt, lying
Rubbing the eye........ Doubt, disbelief
Hands clasped behind back......... Anger, frustration, apprehension
Locked ankles........ Apprehension
Head resting in hand, eyes downcast....... Boredom
Rubbing hands....... Anticipation
Sitting with hands clasped behind head, legs crossed...... Confidence, superiority
Open palm...... Sincerity, openness, innocence
Pinching bridge of nose, eyes closed....... Negative evaluation
Tapping or drumming fingers...... Impatience
Steepling fingers....... Authoritative
Patting/fondling hair....... Lack of self-confidence; insecurity
Tilted head........ Interest
Stroking chin...... Trying to make a decision
Looking down, face turned away....... Disbelief
Biting nails....... Insecurity, nervousness
Pulling or tugging at ear...... Indecision

(http://www.deltabravo.net/custody/body.php --retrieved today from here).

Don't Go and Hire yourself an Old School Body Language Coach!!! You need the new 360 Degrees jobby...
Ever notice how your televised candidate has been coached to never make any body language gestures available for the camera's to pick up. Well, that is no longer a safe ploy. Due to Mag Daddy telephones with cameras, street surveillance, pooperratzis, live web feeds, and the plethora of Democracy preserving image getting mobile toys, we now get to see the real body language of the candidates.

Once we see and publish an image of the candidate making a face, gesture, or fall, 12 billion eyes worldwide judge for "themselves" each whether this mug is sincere, tired, or deaf to the cries of the majority. Like criminals caught on tape, so go the candidates. Its going to be a bad millenium for crooks, burglars, predators and candidates.

Chicken ass kissing wannabe clandestine skull and bone twerps can't even meet anymore secretly, without a million cameras pointed at their entry and egress from East European mountain blockaded hideaways for Bilderbergers, "...So forgive us for scoffing when claims that they are a benign talking shop for publicity shy old men are regurgitated year upon year by the lapdog press that dare even mention their name, while demonizing the rest of us as conspiracy theorists." Bunch of Willy Wonka chocolate bar bottom feeders. Eh?

Heck, we wouldn't be still asking where Jimmy Hoffa is buried, were digital available back in '79. Speaking of Jimmy's:

We don't need Superman anymore, just his pal Jimmy Olsen, with his new NIKON 10.2-Megapixel DX-format AF-S DX NIKKOR 18-55mm f/3.5-5.6G VR .5-Inch, 230,000-Dot Color LCD Monitor with 170-Degree Wide-Angle Viewing: Built-in Speedlight with i-TTL with Intuitive Controls... errrr with built in night x-ray vision! (retrieved here today: http://www.nikonusa.com/home.php) Yes, I want one just like Jimmy's. pd

So Why Obama (isn't that a type of jelly in a jar) is winning?

I want to ask B.O. if he knows he is perceived DEM front-runner because he looks like a sheep at the Houston Fat Stock show and Rodeo, without a care, dimpled and fair, without guile, instantly innocent... or is he just a wolf in sheep's clothing? That is the big question.

Next to Theodore Kennedy, Obama looks like an Italian portrait of the ever-loving and forgiving Christ at the well.

And that my pupils is why Obama is winning; because he knows this and knows big brother is watching him at every moment. I bet he even looks innocent as a sparrow when he is squatting.

Hell, big sister, little sister, and all those in between who can manuever a QWERTY can peer into the body language of Obama, Hillary, Mitt, McCain... For instance if the majority of US voters were opium addicts, and they have opium addict mannerisms, the candidate who has learned to mimic opium addict body language would win.

It turns out, even the dictator of North Korea can watch and judge candidates on line, bless his little bleeding cinema heart. What do you think Castro with his anus implant watches while he convalesces? They both are looking for the sweet sweetback badass who will next hold them at bay.
I know; Enough is Enough -- but, it has only just begun!

You want to really create a landslide Obama? Go, quickly before this summer; get an MSN engineer to make a vid-game featuring you in verisimilitude. Then you will win over the USA like JFK won us over with his statuesque charisma, while old Nixon looked like a burglar, seen by billions in the debates on TV.
Hurry, Barack, our thumbs can't wait. >pd/draft2

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