Another Execution in TEXAS and We forgot to write about AIDS, Artificial Insemination by the Donor's Sperm

MooPig Editors have noticed a growing trend. "We see a sincere confusion in the minds of the entire human population concerning human Sperm, and its role in society," reply the editors.

MooPig understands the need for good reportage in the name of Human Sperm. So it has begun a special task force to sort out the various categories of sperm transmissions.

PHOTOS: are a random casserole of images from Monty Python's Flying Circus... (np/retrieved today)

_________Subject: Gang-rape/ Death Penalty
[One of nearly 3000 articles, Retrieved HERE for critical review by MooPigsters]
Murderer Medellin Executed At Last—No Thanks To Bush Administration By Brenda Walker

With the long-postponed August 5 execution of illegal alien Mexican Jose Medellin for the brutal 1993 gang-rape and murder of two Houston girls, Jennifer Ertman, 14, and Elizabeth Pena, 16, in 1993, a sense of relief has passed throughout Texas and beyond.

Medellin lived in jail for longer than at least one of his victims lived on earth—15 years. Too long, if you believe that justice delayed is justice denied.

Not only was Medellin a depraved gangmember of the worst kind, he had become a poster Mexican martyr—revealing much that is wrong with the White House, where the Mexichurian President took the side of the killer and worked against the families of the murdered girls. Bush leaned hard on the Texas courts to consider the objection of the International Court of Justice—that Medellin's arrest did not include informing him of his right to contact the Mexican Consulate under the Vienna Convention—yet another instance of his energetic pursuit of the well-being of Mexicans to the detriment of American citizens.

Bush's meddling was a clear violation of the separation of powers, one of the basic principles of our system of government. As Rep. Ted Poe (R-TX, and a former judge) remarked on CNN (Oct 10, 2007), "...under the separation of powers, the president hasn't—does not have any authority over any court to tell them what to do. And the highest court in Texas recently ruled, in all respect to the president, that he has no jurisdiction in this matter at all."( read the entire article HERE)

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AIDS: Fact or Fiction? by Mr. Yuk, Mr. Telephone, and Mr. Weather (January 11, 1986)

NOTE: I don't know if you have ever seen this file or not, but several years ago it was a big hit on many GBBS Apple boards. Anyhow, here's the same file converted to IBM format. Enjoy, and please pass it on. - Mr. WeatherDISCLAIMER: The ideas expressed in this file are not the beliefs of the authors, are for humor purposes only, and not meant to be taken seriously. If you are offended in any way by this file, please stop reading it.

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#1. The shooting script of the 'Funniest Joke In The World' sketch from Series 1, Show 1 (05/01/1969) originally included an interview with a man reminiscing about Germans dropping jokes on Britain during the war. Pixley quotes a line: "I remember the lady at the sweetshop - she copped one in January... there was a very good rude one in March, which caused a lot of trouble in the Wandsworth area...". Johnson notes that the sketch also featured a speech from Churchill. [NOTE: Johnson also mentions other sketches present in the original script which were dropped but resurfaced in later shows, including 'Lingerie Robbery', 'Dirty Fork', 'Johann Gambolputty...Of Ulm', the 'Donkey Rides' joke, and Palin's 'Redcoat' linkman. Also a Milano V Napoli fight originally broke out at the end of the 'Italian Lesson' sketch.]

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When was the last time you were in a shopping mall and observed a human foaming at the mouth, eating his shirt, and using a solar flashlight?

Well, this person has been inflicted with AIDS, the disease that effects the entire family.

Now is the time to stop this terrible disease called AIDS. Millions of people each year are stricken with chicken-pox. By now, you are probably thinking; "Why in the Hell can't my oven freeze water??" Well, most ovens can't freeze water, but that doesn't matter now.....
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As seen, Sperm remains a very hot topic, as old as seraphic governance and just as misunderstood. We would hope this introduction will somehow alert society to the dire need for more knowledge about the subject!!