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Wednesday, September 24, 2008

UPDATED: Armchair Curmudgeons: You need help with this one?

"LIPSTICK on a Pit bull, Lipstick on a PIG !!! Charlotte, bring me the blunderbust'!"


PHOTO: Pit Bull

"You just might be an armchair curmudgeon if you cannot identify the thread connecting these Pictures."

REady? Okay here you go:

What is the difference between a Pit Bull and a Hockey Mom?



PHOTO: Gov Sarah Palin

"Have Alaska | Will Travel"
Sarah Palin

Here is your HINT:
this article...
Holly Heartbroken: Hef Reveals Why She’ll Never Be His Wife

LOS ANGELES — Since she first laid eyes on the Playboy mogul in 2001, Hugh Hefner`s "lead" girlfriend Holly Madison has made it no secret that she wants to get hitched to the 82-year-old. But it seems the busty blonde is starting to give up on her dream.


“We are no closer to getting married than we were years ago,” a dejected Holly told Tarts at last week’s “Playmate of the Year” luncheon held at the iconic Mansion. “It’s like a car stalled at the side of the road.”

PHOTO: Typical Hockey Mom

While the 28-year-old glamour girl may still be holding out for a miraculous jump-start,
she found it difficult to deal with her boyfriend’s thoughts on the situation as she sadly turned away while he spoke.

“I love Holly very much
and I think we’re going to be together the rest of my life,” Hef said. “But marriage isn’t part of my puzzle. It’s not a personal thing; I just haven’t had much luck with marriages.”

But not only is the men’s magazine mogul refusing to commit to just one woman, he’s refusing to give up his
passion of perusing pictures of beautiful (yet bare) bodies.

“I have no plans to retire,” Hefner added. “It’s the perfect combination of work and play that keeps you young. If I quit work it would be the beginning of the end for me.”

Speaking of endings, could his other two “Girls Next Door,” Bridget Marquardt and Kendra Wilkinson, also be getting ready to move on?

PHOTO: Holly Madison


“My goal is to be hosting my own show and be happily married with children, so I’ve been thinking about that a lot lately,” Bridget said.

Kendra added that her future plans also involve motherhood and marriage while at the same time she aspires to build up her brand name, so with her own label Kdub clothing ready to launch, it seems she’s well on the way to independence.


PHOTO: The Bangs Gang: HA!


And Now Heeeeeerreeee's the Honoreeee Armchair Curmudgeionist: da' VIEW-mistress Whoooooppppeeeeee...

View co-host Whoopi Goldberg must be as bored as I am with these last few days of hiatus as she has taken to her WowOwow blog for the second day in a row, this time to discuss John McCain’s Vice Presidential candidate selection, Alaska Governor Sarah Palin.

Whoopi wrote, “Well as I’m watching television this morning, it appears that John McCain may pick Gov. Sarah Palin, of Alaska, to appease all of those angry women — the ones who were going to vote for Hillary and then threatened to vote for John McCain — by just picking a woman. It’s expedient, and should make everybody feel better. After all, what do women actually know? They’ll pick any female, as long it’s not a guy. That kind of thinking is so insulting I don’t know what to say.”

Her blog entry also addressed comments that she received on her previous entry regarding Barack Obama’s nomination. You can read the full entry here.

8 comments:

Pribek said...

OK, I think I figured it out. If you just look at the photos, starting from the top and moving down the page it becomes apparent that:
They’ll pick any female, as long it’s not a guy

MooPig said...

Yes. But the main theme is that veep candidate Alaskan Hockey Mom Sarah Palin in her speech last night said:

"You know what the difference is between Hockey Mom's and Pit Bulls?"

er... no what?!!

"Lipstick."

To which I dedicate this eye feast.

Pribek said...

Picture at the bottom of post;Is that Peter Tosh?

MooPig said...

Well Peter Tosh did pass away on September 11, 1987, so this is a good time of the year to claim a reincarnation sort of thing... are you saying so... eh?

You know I will go along -- so yea that is Ghost of Tosh in the host of Ghost of Swayze, that you only know in a para-normal way since you never go to movies... only S/He is about fifteen inches shorter and ten years younger, and has a different chromosome, and a Jewish American Princess, instead of a stigmatic saint of reform in Kingston, Jamaica, Mon.

Pribek said...

OK, I'll cut the crap. I saw a bit of irony here because; the only person I ever met who had a run in with Whoopi was a rather effeminate man out in San Francisco who was at a theater, watching a movie when Whoopi and entourage showed up, made noise, blocked his view etc. He described her dress, demeanor, cigar chomping this way; "She acted like an old, rude, belligerent man".
Therefore, the quote "They’ll pick any female, as long it’s not a guy" sounded funny to me.

MooPig said...

You, don't have to "cut the crap."

But if I don't press I never get the whole "recollective" story behind the comment... ooops now I spoke too much.

"So this patron's view was blogged by you as third party to a Whoopi cushioned event leading up to a reason why Whoopi is not asked to be Veep, sour grapes retort by her/him."

I get it now -- is "this" on the final? I have so much musicology in my pin head now I need to release some of it.... arrrrgh! EEEwww.

Pribek said...

The final exam will not be brought to you by Xerox in four parts without commercial interruption.

MooPig said...

*chuckling*

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