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This is How I Heared it

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Pat Darnell and Friends
August 17th, 2008 at 6:03 pm

Willie is the twelfth son of the Republic of Texas, and has thirteen daughters of the republic for sisters, of the Nelson Clan. Rear Admiral Nelson of the Texas Navy is his Dad and Charlotte Laughing Blossom is his Mother from Indian Nation of Big Bend National Reserve.

He built his guitar out of an old Edsel that was junked. He studied with the Japanese Opera Company of Albany before his debu as a Country Western Hi-Hopes. Then he was plundered by his friends when he started getting paid for his act… because he smoked weed and drank lots of Tequila with Jerry Jeff Walker. ….when along comes the IRS.

He owes them rev’noors lots of dough. Then he has to pawn his cowboy boots, that he made for himself from an old stuffed Grizzly bear that once stood in the showroom at the Jack Roach Ford in Houston. He had to walk in his stocking feet for a few months in a spirit quest to Austin, and Gaucheness’s at Luckenbach, and back again to Houston.

He cleaned himself up as he got himself some of the first Adidas ever made, and began running while stopping drinking. Everyone in Houston then called that “jogging,” btw people still jog the same trails as Willie, but it was first called bogtrotting down on the bayou.

Turns out his Edsel Martin and he made a few good turns, and he is still bringing checkers to the chess matches in humbleness and truer intentions than most entertainers/joggers today.

Does that help Dr J? Glad to straighten that out.
pd-in-full Pat. Pending

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Yeah...I knew I'd heard of him before; that was a pretty cool old tv show he had with Ozzie, Harriet and the Beaver!

MooPig said...

Hi, Bright 'Boy: -- yep, the Beaver Cleavers.... par excellence!

Anonymous said...

Hey, thanks, PD for putting it on your blog! In a few days I hope to have the drawing and have a winner!

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