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Sunday, September 21, 2008

turtle turtle turtle turtle, oh look, a bucket full of crabs!

Turtles:
can be deadly...


can be cute


or just down right retarded...

(not a picture of me)


okay, one summer, about two years ago, mom and i decided to take a trip down to the local H.E.B.. we walked around the store, filling the basket up with necessary things, and found ourselves in the fish section. they were selling blue crabs... mom had the idea of purchasing them as a joke. so we did, which was totally not normal, especially for her. those little things were SO evil! they snapped at me... anyway, we bought everything and made our way home. patrick was out and about, so we had time to plan. we decided to place the crabs in a bucket a fourth full of water. :) then we placed them in the tub. turtle, aka patrick, got home and tripped out seeing the crabs. we thought it was hilarious.



6 comments:

MooPig said...

I'm a Blue Crab.

MooPig said...

And No, that is a picture of you not to long ago... little one. Remember at Herman Park Zoo?

d2r2 said...

On September 20, 2008 five turtles hatched in my office buried in a plastic tote full of potting soil. They have been there since July 2, 2008.

Some friends came over to get respite from no "Electri City". (Houstons new evil "Twin City".

They made some kick ass tortilla soup and the turtles started hatching. Five of seven emerged. I knew one egg was damaged, it didn't hatch. One little buggar couldn't make it. But I have five strapping red ear slider turtlettes,Donatello,Michelangelo, Raphael,? and Splinter. Someone help me out with number 4's name.

I'm the proud daddy of my little amphibians. They will get to swim around in their tub for a couple of days. Then they will enter the Country Place lagoon system. I'll tear up, I know, but they should be free.

d2r2 said...

Leonardo was # 4.

Anonymous said...

ok, by far, you are like THE coolest uckle, ever! lol

give those little ninja turtles my love :)

MooPig said...

We are covering this hatching of the Quintuplets in this blog at
http://moopigwisdom.blogspot.com/2008/09/turtles-have-hatched.html

Congratulations on a "Job" -- in the Biblical sense -- well done.

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