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Monday, October 20, 2008

MooPig Exit Poll Department: Prez-Dental Debate

UPDATE: Deepening Debate and Press Converges on the Crisis that is [or is not] Joe the Plumber... let's see the latest:

Oooops: MooPig yellow journalists made a mistake !! They interviewed the wrong Joe the Plumber. Here is the real Joe the Plumber -- or is it? Maybe we should change that to Karen Carpenter...

The Final Word on Joe the Plumber, by 3BlueDudes.com

Why the final word? Because he is a fraud. The media must really feel like morons. They took, hook, line, and sinker from the McCain campaign.

Mr. Wurzelbacher told reporters Thursday morning that he worked for Newell Plumbing & Heating Co., a small local firm whose business addresses flow back to several residential homes, including one on Talmadge Road in Ottawa Hills.

According to Lucas County Building Inspection records, A. W. Newell Corp. does maintain a state plumbing license, and one with the City of Toledo, but would not be allowed to work in Lucas County outside of Toledo without a county license.

Mr. Joseph said Mr. Wurzelbacher could only legally work in the townships, but not in any municipality in Lucas County or elsewhere in the country.

“This individual has got no schooling, no licenses, he’s never been to a training program, union or non-union, in the United States of America,” Mr. Joseph said.

So he isn’t a plumber. He doesn’t pay his taxes — he has a lien on his property for not paying taxes. And he does plumbing work without a license.

Anyone get the feeling that Joe isn’t going to wish soon he had this publicity?

Oh, and by the way …

Local 50 of the United Association of Plumbers, Steamfitters, and Service Mechanics - the plumbers union in Toledo, Ohio where Joe is from, ummm, they have endorsed Barack Obama.

Turns out as well, Joe isn’t even a REP or DEM, he is a member of the Natural Law Party.

Enough said. (3BlueDudes; 10/16/2008)

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Enough Said? uhh, don't think so -- "We've only just begun !! (Karen Carpenter)"

"Lucy Says:Do we know that he is not related to Robert Wurzelbacher, son-in-law of Charles Keating, who went to jail after the savings-and-loan debacle? They are from the same area, and it doesn’t seem that there are very many folks with this last name. Robert Wurzelbacher is now a fairly substantial Republican donor to candidates around the country. Could this be his son? He would be in the right age bracket?

"Spence Says:Joe the Plumber IS a relative of Charles Keating, the corrupt S&L kingpin who drew John McCain into his web of sin.

"karin Says: if you look at yahoo news you will see that an Az tv station shows he lived in Arizona in 2 different cities and has had run ins with the law. They have a video the the newscast. It is channel 3 in Phoenix. I wonder if he was a non vetted plant. (Comments; October 16th, 2008 at 5:59 pm. the final word on joe the plumber)"

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Urban Dictionary Word for October 16: Joe the Plumber

1: a fictional person representing the whole of the people; mostly the lower to middle class.

2: a political strategy where one side asks the other what he would do for the above mentioned.

man1: did you hear what's happening to Joe the Plumber?
man2: yea, they're increasing his taxes.

man1: so if you became president, what would you do for Joe the Plumber?
man2: well, i would give him a big taxbreak.

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MooPig Canvass Partners went out to find Joe the Plumber, and prove he is not fictional, and found him:

Space Pancakes & Flying Saucers Land in North Woods!
Space Cakes!! Meet Joe Simonton, the Plumber

Joe Simonton meets space aliens, flying saucers in Eagle River Wisconsin

"It’s a famous UFO encounter and it happened in Eagle River, Wisconsin, more than forty years ago, April 18, 1961. Joe Simonton, a chicken farmer, plumber, and part time Santa, got up from breakfast and reported hearing a sound, “like knobby tires on a wet pavement.” Simonton went outside and saw, hovering in the backyard a silver spaceship, he said “as bright as chrome and like one soup bowl turned upside down on another.” Then the craft landed, and a hatch went up…"
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This may describe why Obama wears this hat, and why he keeps mentioning such a good mensch as Joe the Plumber!

"We think the story from 1961 describes an event when a space ship was discharging its latrines before heading back to Zima Prime Krappa;
and Joe, the Plumber, was on the job... come night, day, or inclement weather, as usual !!"

"Plumbers have all the clout, when drains are stopped!!"

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