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Saturday, October 18, 2008

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If you VOTE for this Hero John McCain, and purchase him an Executive seat, then you not only get this trio of maternal strength backed by beer money -- but also get a Rock Star Hero of a Vice Prez at no extra cost:
COMPARE
John McCain, Prisoner of War: A First-Person Account By John S. McCain III, Lieut. Commander, U.S. Navy By John S. McCain
Posted January 28, 2008

John McCain spent 5½ years in captivity as a POW in North Vietnam. His first-person account of that harrowing ordeal was published in U.S. News in May 1973. Shot down in his Skyhawk dive bomber on Oct. 26, 1967, Navy flier McCain was taken prisoner with fractures in his right leg and both arms. He received minimal care and was kept in wretched conditions that he describes vividly in the U.S. News special report:

This story originally appeared in the May 14, 1973, issue of U.S.News & World Report. It was posted online on January 28, 2008. [SOURCE]


BOGO

Sarah Palin's Future
Alaska's most valuable resource.
by Fred Barnes [SOURCE]
10/27/2008, Volume 014, Issue 07
"...Her conservatism is more instinctive. Her Republican heroes, besides McCain, come to a grand total of two, Reagan and Lincoln. And for now, she's a neophyte in national politics, having been picked by McCain less than two months ago..."
"...But her best performance by far came when she actually delivered the speech before more than 20,000 people at the convention and a national television audience of roughly 37 million. "It was like she'd been doing this all her life,... "
"...Another Republican (a Palin admirer) told me that in a room of 20 women, you'd never pick out Palin as the one who's the elected governor. "She doesn't stand out in a group the way Reagan did," the Republican said. "But when she goes into these places [for campaign rallies], it's different. She's got this extra thing... (Barnes, Fred; 10.27.2008. IBID.)"

When you VOTE for him you get one of these at no cost... the ass kicking Alaskans and their mountains...

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Turn about is still fair play!

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

I want to say that MooPig is a lousy father, and a pig of a person.

d2r2 said...

Whoa! Who said that? We need to have a pow-wow, analymous. Pass the pipe around and talk a minute. dd

MooPig said...

ooops, Big Dave it was me who wrote that one... I was trying to make an adjustment in the blog and had to comment somewhere to try to capture it... and it didn't work... it is not a real comment... unless (:{ it were true??!!

d2r2 said...

Not. Didn't want any animosity floating around. Group hug!

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