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Saturday, October 25, 2008

On-Blur Try: Carving or Ripping

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by Pat Darnell [SOURCE]

TRIKKE 3 Wheeler -- a new Product for Locomotion

Ambulating coeds have found a new wheeled device to take them around the block. The top of the line is shown here. They cost $600 retail.


Models shown are:
Trikke 12 Roadster with customized, high-pressure pneumatic tires and disc brakes eat up bad road and pushes T8 carving envelope times 10.

Carve deeper and ride harder with confidence and control, and tackle hills like a giant slalom skier tackles the mountain.

Perfect for athletes wanting to combine a fast and exhilarating ride with excellent cross-training for endurance, balance, agility and strength.
This is a cambering vehicle that you can take to the limit, this one's got the girth.

Also, because of its larger wheels and heavier frame, you'll find that it takes less turns to keep your speed essential for anyone interested in long distance carving.

It's the best ride we currently offer; not for the faint of heart. Suggested Weight Limit 250lbs.

There's no snow around here, but here also is the SKKI for those with powder to support triple ski's... at only double the price: $900... retail.

...Future ripping fun on the slopes. Just jump on and go. A total free ride that can be enjoyed by all in the comfort of your after-ski boots!

No more torturous boots and bindings. The Skki is equipped with custom, European-made, wood-core, shaped skis and generous foam-padded handlebar; The skis are easily removed for transport, and the entire machine comes pre-packed in a custom carry bag that can be worn like a back-pack or carried by the shoulder strap. Not heavy either, the entire package only weighs 34 lbs.

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