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Sunday, November 09, 2008

Paternal Abandonment, Part III

PHOTO: Do you look at this picture and see Satan?
I am not calling everyone a loser: sarcasm is the language of losers, and besides I resemble that accusation. It turns out I have lots of help too. Television does enough name calling as an inventor of situations to persuade a generation or two that middle-aged white people are villains, especially white males. It seems for the last fifty years the blunt end of all sarcasm has been this:
"The white man, after all, is the devil."
Bam! There it is. The sun is out and I admit the white man is Satan. Okay? Good... up to this point you were all right? Willing to take a fresh look at what happens next? You guessed it: another "MooPig Miserable Anecdote."

Biggest question blazing in the eyes of me is "Who is white, man?"

Do you remember the original Lassie TV episodes? Lassie lived with white folks.

"You see, Timmy, dogs don't bark at nothing," said Timmy's Mommy. "Lassie is always re-defining her familiar surroundings."

"But Mom, how do you know that? Does Lassie bark at colors?" asked the young boy.

"Well, when my brain is lazy, and I'm tired of trying to keep up, when I'm cranky, you know Timmy?" Mom picked up Timmy's hand. It felt as light as a leaf in her hand.

"Yes, Mom."

"And I want to rest but Lassie starts barking; I just want to scream. But you go out to her with your unlimited energy and curiosity?"

"Yes, Mommy." Timmy rolled her ring around and looked at her fingers.

"Do you always 'see' what Lassie is barking at?" Pointed out Mommy; "Lassie 'sees' odors in 3 dimension, and she recognizes 'sounds' that are too low for us to hear?"

"You mean she smells colors?" said Timmy, "and Lassie hears things we cannot see?"

"Yes, Timmy, precisely," said Mom with a huge smile on her face, beaming down on her little boy.

"Lassie can see Casper.... Mom, Casper isn't invisible," exclaimed Timmy, "Casper is really, really White!"
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Casper -- part friend, part fraternal sibling, part invisible ghost of something missing in our lives: Many believe they are abandoned by their paternal parent because they have been brain washed in mass media to think so. True or False?
PHOTO: Father -- why hast thou forsaken me?
Need some help Timmy?
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by Pat Darnell, Paternal Abandonment, Part III

Post Script: Trouble with defining Morals? HERE also is some help -- SQUEETUS Blog
Let me give you an example of what a moral is, as I learned in a college creative class. In each episode of the old TV show, “Lassie,” Timmy would get into some kind of trouble, Lassie would save the day, and back in the family kitchen, Mom or Dad would sit Timmy down and tell him what he needed to learn from the events. “You see, Timmy,...

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Let us not wallow in the valley of despair.

I say to you today, my friends, so even though we face the difficulties of today and tomorrow, I still have a dream. It is a dream deeply rooted in the American dream.

I have a dream that one day this nation will rise up and live out the true meaning of its creed: "We hold these truths to be self-evident: that all men are created equal."

MooPig said...

AMen.

d2r2 said...

The only comment Lassie ever made about any of that was " Rowwf, rowff," a little intelligent "whine...whine", then scratch the door open and race outside to perform super-feats.
She never even made the food bowl an issue. She fasted.
There possibly are some abandonment issues here, too. Although, from witnessing the development of dedication and protective traits, it appears Lassie's lineage is complete and intact. It might be a "best friends" scenario dating back to the cave dogs.

Lassie grew up watching "The Lady and the Tramp". It was a bit difficult for all of us to decide between co-habitating vs. marriage, I'm sure, including Lassie. Walt gave it a street-wise yet genteel and family-based story line. It no doubt was one of the defining cinema achievements for Lassie, Rin-Tin-Tin even Old Yeller, bless his canine spirit.
I mean real dog issues, in animated form, so everyone can go home emotionally sated and say "Well, it's only a cartoon" or "Rowwf...Roowff."

MooPig said...

"It might be a 'best friends' scenario dating back to the cave dogs."

Hmmmmm... Now there's a thought stopping concept.

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