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Saturday, November 08, 2008

Son of Osama bin Laden seeks asylum in Spain


PHOTO SOURCE Omar and Jane
by Pat Darnell
Hey, Omar and Jane -- Come to the United States. Do I have to explain? Just this evening the United States of America has ushered in the "Era of Change." This is the biggest political news since Reagan switched parties and won the Presidency as a Republican and invented Reagonomics, and started the Bush legacy.

So, Omar Son of Osama, welcome to our ignited United States of America and our new LogoBama! You can be a new logobamaniac and there might be a position waiting in the new cabinet: to be an "ambassador for peace" between the Muslim world and the West.

Besides, it turns out the rain in Spain falls mainly on the plain... that's no good for you. Come seek asylum in America and become elected to high office, after you become US Citizen that is. We have a mentor for you, Jeremiah Wright school of irony. You could even appear on the Price is WRight?

Tuesday, November 04, 2008 [SOURCE]
By DANIEL WOOLLS, Associated Press Writer
Son of Osama bin Laden seeks asylum in Spain

"MADRID, Spain — A son of Osama bin Laden who grabbed headlines by marrying a British woman last year has flown to Spain and requested asylum, the Spanish government said Tuesday.

"Omar Osama bin Laden, 27, is a metals trader who had been living in Cairo, Egypt with his wife. He has not renounced his father, but has said he wants to be an "ambassador for peace" between the Muslim world and the West.

"His wife said, however, that he was denied a British residency request this year after officials there said he had demonstrated continuing loyalty to his father.

"Omar Osama bin Laden _ one of the al-Qaida leader's 19 children _ arrived in Madrid Monday on a flight from Cairo to Casablanca, Morocco, an Interior Ministry official said.

"He had been traveling on a Saudi passport, and remained at the airport Tuesday while the ministry considered his request for Spanish asylum, the official said on condition of anonymity in line with ministry policy.

"The official did not know on what grounds asylum was being sought. The ministry has 72 hours to make a decision, and the petitioner has a right of appeal. (Woolls, Daniel; Nove 4, 2008. Retrieved HERE for satrirical review)"

Come on you two; come be a Catholic Cowboy and Cowgirl... and trip the light Fandango in Evanston or Malibu, or in Miami, yes or even in Philly.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

you said Bin jr. was "a metals trader"... heavy metals?

MooPig said...

More like metal fillings of teeth of his clients, there Door Jam[b].

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