MooPig Movie Reviews: Burn After Reading

Another Media Speculation on Corporate Moderation of Collaboration
by Pat Darnell

We waited until the DVD came out to watch this movie.

We got it for 99 cents at Kroger's Red Box Vendor Machine, along with a movie about Bees.

We like this movie.

We like it because Brad Pitt gets his head blown off, and his body dumped in the Hudson River.

We also like it because George Clooney is out-witted by the actress from Fargo, and he is exiled to Venezuela by the CIA.

And just when one thinks it couldn't get any better than that, near the end when one's eyes are starting to droop, I can't remember how, but John Malkovich gets a wicked blow to his head, ends up in a coma and "will not recover" as stated by his former boss from the CIA, in the epilogue.

I can't remember seeing any black people in this movie. There were some Russians, and some Chinese in the show. I think the surviving Fargo actress gets a government check, a sizable check that is, in the end. She will be using it to get four cosmetic surgery's, as told in the epilogue.

I cannot remember either what happens to John Malkovich's wife... but she is a stingy, cold bitch, and her actress plays the part very well. George Clooney's wife gets to marry a young stud from somewhere in NorthWest US.

This photo to the right is of the two who made this movie. They are called the Cohen Brothers.

If you are in a hurry, you could just watch the last few minutes when the CIA boss and his boss tell the outcomes in a corporate media speculative collaboration thinly disguised as "the epilogue."

Welp, that about covers it; syonaro benwa's.