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Monday, February 16, 2009

MooPig's Suggested Titles for Psycholgist's Self-Help Books in 2009 and beyond


Publisher Whims
by Pat Darnell


Inconvenient truth among us:
  • Absolute power corrupts absolutely...
  • Term versus Whole Life Insurance...
  • How to be the Ultimate Gamer...
  • Third rear brake lights; the Real Story...
  • SUGAR: Teenagers' Impunity
MOdal Development:
  • Break point in the game of life; How to predict it...
  • Three strikes, and Society makes you start wearing a bell around your neck...
  • Do you want that last caramel, little kiddie?
Elderly Senior and Senility Issues:
  • Do you mean: "You make me happy for just one day; Your happiness is guaranteed a lifetime," elderly? or...
  • "Ersatz, ubiquitous Elders gather to the haunting harmonica of Dan Woods," elderly? ...or...
  • "Erectile Dysfunction, like Bon Jovi, is much overrated," elderly?

3 comments:

Pribek said...

didn't Dan Woods play the harp solo on Bon Jovi's "Livin' On A Prayer"?

MooPig said...

Well, if he did, it's the only good thing in that song!

I will check out the rumor, though.

Pribek said...

thanks to the wonders of modern digital technology...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gQCTGlun87k

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