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Tuesday, April 28, 2009

Tallest Man Story -- In the NEWS !! [again]

If I was the Tallest Man, what would I do?
Retrieved by Pat Darnell
Old Story:
Re: post a RANDOM pic...
Post by fonefono on Jul 12, 2007, 12:03pm

World's tallest man (7'9") gets married in China. His bride is 5'6. A big car is always a necessity for the big guy, but his new bride doesn't mind. It basically looks like she won't even have to bend over in order to get into his Hummer.






Meet the Challenger !!!
A soaring contender for world’s tallest man — standing at more than 8-feet tall — caused quite a stir after walking into a Chinese hospital.

Is 8-Foot Chinese Man World's Tallest?
Thursday, April 16, 2009 | The Online SUN
Zhao Liang, 27, entered the hospital for an operation to relieve pain from an old muscle tendon injury on his left foot. Due to his unbelievable height, hospital staff immediately rushed to get him properly measured.

What they found was that he stands just under 8-feet, 1-inches tall, making him 4-inches taller than Bao Xishun — who is currently listed as the world's tallest man. He stands at 7-feet, 9-inches in comparison.

Zhao, who lives in Henan province, had been training as a basketball player when he sustained the debilitating foot injury over a decade ago.

Zhao’s parents are of average height, with his father measuring 5-feet, 9-inches tall and his mother at 5-feet, 5-inches.

Bao Xishun, 57, is currently recognized by the Guinness World Records as the world’s tallest man. [Read Entire Article HERE]

Monday, April 27, 2009

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Swine Flew over the Cuckoos Nest

Number of US Swine Flu Cases Doubles
Students in Private New York School Contracted Virus
LAURAN NEERGAARD, AP
posted: 7 MINUTES AGO
Retrieved Verbatim -- PD [HERE]
filed under: Health News, National News, Swine Flu, World News

WASHINGTON (April 27) — Amid surging worries about a global pandemic, the United States launched border screening for swine flu exposure Monday and a top federal health official said people should brace for more severe cases, "and possibly deaths."
Meanwhile, President Barack Obama says the spread of swine flu is a cause for concern but "not a cause of alarm" and he's staying on top of the problem.

The number of confirmed swine flu cases in the United States has doubled to 40, the World Health Organization announced Monday, saying it was "very concerned" about the disease's spread.
Obama told a gathering of scientists Monday that the administration is "closely monitoring" cases of swine flu, how many people have it and what the threat is. Obama also said the American people can expect to get regular and frequent updates about what Washington is doing.
He said the swine flu threat dramatizes how the United States cannot allow itself to fall behind in scientific and medical research.
Richard Besser, acting head of the U.S. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, revealed that American authorities were undertaking "passive screening" at its borders and reiterated the Obama administration's call for people to remain calm. Besser said that U.S. officials at border checkpoints were "asking people about fever and illness, looking for people who are ill."
The U.S. declared a national health emergency Sunday in the midst of uncertainty about whether a mounting sick count really meant ongoing infections — or just that health officials had missed something simmering for weeks or months. But the declaration did allow Washington to ship roughly 12 million doses of flu-fighting medications from a federal stockpile to states in case they eventually need them.

Besser traveled the morning news-show circuit Monday, telling interviewers the U.S. government was being "extremely aggressive" and saying he wouldn't personally recommend traveling to parts of Mexico where the new virus has taken hold. But he noted that the issue of a travel ban was under discussion and that nothing had been decided.
Besser said he was not reassured by the fact that so far in the U.S., no one has died from the disease.
"From what we understand in Mexico, I think people need to be ready for the idea that we could see more severe cases in this country and possibly deaths," he said. "That's something people have to be ready for and we're looking for that. So far, thankfully, we haven't seen that. But we're very concerned and that's why we're taking very aggressive measures."
A private school in South Carolina closed after some students returned from Mexico with flu-like symptoms.
Officials of Newberry Academy said in a statement that seniors were in Mexico earlier this month and some had flu like symptoms when they returned. Calls to the school went unanswered Monday.
State Department of Health and Environmental Control spokesman Jim Beasley said test results on the students could come back as early as Monday afternoon. The agency has stepped up efforts to investigate all flu cases in South Carolina. There have been no confirmed swine flu cases in the state.

Better Cow than Swine Flew

HOUSTON CHRONICLE ARCHIVES | Retrieved by Dave Darnell
Paper: Houston Chronicle
Date: Fri 04/24/2009
Section: Business
Page: 1
Edition: 3 STAR R.O.

Research Building a better cow Houston scientists' genome work is likely to improve milk, beef COW: 300 scientists, 25 nations

By By ERIC BERGER, HOUSTON CHRONICLE

LOWER COST

Since the completion of the Human Genome Project six years ago advances in sequencing technology have dramatically cut the cost of decoding genomes.

Source: Baylor College of Medicine Human Genome Sequencing Center

$250 million Mouse Genome

100 million Rat Genome

$53 million Bovine Genome

$23 million Macaque Genome

$4 million Baboon Genome

$700,000 Deer Mouse Genome

$350,000 1,000 Genomes Project

$5,000-$20,000 Disease Case Genomes

$5,000 Your Genome

Houston scientists have sequenced the genome of a single Hereford cow, opening the barnyard door to a future where insight rather than chance guides domestic breeding.

Understanding the genetics of bovines should allow breeders to build a better cow by selecting genes for everything from disease resistance to improved milk production and meat marbling, scientists say.

The $53 million project led by Baylor College of Medicine also marks the end of genomics as a "big" science. In 2003, after 13 years, scientists completed the Human Genome Project for $3 billion. The cow genome, which took five years, is one of the last costly, large sequencing projects undertaken by big groups of geneticists.

Today, thanks to rapid advances in technology and knowledge gained during these initial large genome sequencing efforts, a similar project would cost about $100,000, or less, and could be done far more quickly.

"One could reasonably say it was pretty dumb to do the cow for $50 million when the cost will go down to $5,000 in a year or two," said Richard Gibbs, director of Baylor's Human Genome Sequencing Center. "But we wouldn't be where we are today, cost-wise, if we hadn't done the cow."

To sequence the cow, Baylor cobbled together funds from the National Institutes of Health, the U.S. Department of Agriculture, the state of Texas and other sources.

Gibbs led a team of 300 scientists from 25 countries who found that cows have about 22,000 genes, roughly the same number as humans.

The research was published Thursday in the journal Science.

Scientists concluded that humans and cattle diverged from a common ancestor about 95 million years ago. Humans branched off from their most common ancestor, chimpanzees, about 5 million to 7 million years ago.

Scientists also identified particular regions of the genome that are likely to vary widely from one cow breed to another, and studied the variation among 19 bovine breeds.

The analysis yielded some interesting clues about the recent evolution of cows, scientists say. They indicate human domestication of cattle began about 8,000 to 10,000 years ago, and that this has led to a decrease in the variability of cattle breeds.

"The genetic tools coming out of these studies should allow people to maintain the existing diversity," said Kim Worley, a Baylor geneticist who worked on the studies.

Studying the variation between breeds will also help agricultural scientists identify the genes and regions within the genome that have economic significance, said James Womack, a professor at Texas A&M University's College of Veterinary Medicine & Biomedical Sciences.

That is, what tiny variations in the genomes of different cows make one produce better milk, or a more quality carcass?

Cattle breeders have sought to accomplish this for decades by cross-breeding superior lines of cattle, Womack said, but in recent years they have reached a limit on what these techniques can accomplish. Those limits have sparked considerable interest in the genome data, which will be made freely available.

"I'd say interest is growing," he said. "I can't say it's registered with everyone. But certainly the dairy people have grabbed onto it, and the larger breeders in the beef industry."

eric.berger@chron.com

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Saturday, April 25, 2009

Hallejua :: They Found my long, lost Cannonball

I think we can honestly make this "Last Call for WMD's" ... no? Retrieved by PD



Ark. Man Digging In Garden Unearths A Civil War-era Cannonball That Could Be Still Explosive
[SOURCE]
FORT SMITH, Ark., Apr. 22, 2009

(AP) Officials say a Fort Smith man digging in his garden unearthed a Civil War-era cannonball that's possibly still explosive. The unidentified man was tending to his garden Tuesday at his home when he found the rusted, 4-inch-diameter iron ball.

Bill Black, the park superintendent of the Fort Smith National Historic Site, said the cannonball appears to be a live round that's about 145 years old.

Fort Smith Fire Department officials plan to shoot at the cannonball with a shaped charge, which will either detonate the round, break it open or put a hole in it. Black said he hopes to keep the remnants at the Fort Smith National Historic Site.

There were a number of Civil War engagements in and around Fort Smith, including the Battle of Massard Prairie.

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Friday, April 24, 2009

The Scape Goat is a PIG !! The Swine Flew



AAAAAAyyyy Yiiiii, Yiiii, Yiii.... [SOURCE]
Retrieved by Pat Darnell



Mexico swine flu deaths spur global epidemic fears
By MARK STEVENSON Associated Press Writer © 2009 The Associated Press
April 24, 2009, 5:31PM

MEXICO CITY — A unique strain of swine flu is the suspected killer of dozens of people in Mexico, where authorities closed schools, museums, libraries and theaters in the capital on Friday to try to contain an outbreak that has spurred concerns of a global flu epidemic.

The worrisome new virus — which combines genetic material from pigs, birds and humans in a way researchers have not seen before — also sickened at least eight people in Texas and California, though there have been no deaths in the U.S.

"We are very, very concerned," World Health Organization spokesman Thomas Abraham said. "We have what appears to be a novel virus and it has spread from human to human ... It's all hands on deck at the moment."

Closing schools across Mexico's capital of 20 million kept 6.1 million students home, as well as thousands of university students. All state and city-run cultural activities were suspended, including libraries, state-run theaters, and at least 14 museums. Private athletic clubs closed down and soccer leagues were considering canceling weekend games.

The closures were the first citywide shutdown of public gathering places since millions died in the devastating 1985 earthquake.

Mexico's response brought to mind other major outbreaks, such as when SARS hit Asia. At its peak in 2003, Beijing shuttered schools, cinemas and restaurants, and thousands of people were quarantined at home.

In March 2008, Hong Kong ordered more than a half-million students to stay home for two weeks because of a flu outbreak. It was the first such closure in Hong Kong since the outbreak of SARS, or severe acute respiratory syndrome.

"It's great they are taking precautions," said Lillian Molina, a teacher at the Montessori's World preschool in Mexico City, who scrubbed down empty classrooms with Clorox, soap and Lysol between fielding calls from worried parents.

U.S. health officials said the outbreak is not yet a reason for alarm in the United States. The five people sickened in California and three in Texas have all recovered.

It's unclear how the eight, who became ill between late March and mid-April, contracted the virus because none were in contact with pigs, which is how people usually catch swine flu. And only a few were in contact with each other.
[MARK STEVENSON; Associated Press Writer © 2009; April 24, 2009, 5:31PM -- SOURCE]

What ever we write, is already Heard...






The Human Whisperer
by Pat Darnell

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Most think that the angels, messengers of God, are the ones capable of performing effective communication with humans. It is thought that humans become entranced, and more astute in the presence of angels. Humans reportedly become deathly afraid of the ambiance of the strange beings, once they stand beside us, and many of us humans fall to our knees.

Saul was a very bad man. Saul murdered Christians, followers of Christ, for the Tetrahedrons ... kidding... Sanhedrin, and was at the top of his game of genocide when he was knocked from his horse by a loud voice. This wasn't just any voice that Saul heard. It was a voice that came from a being too immense to be seen, and if Saul did get a glimpse of the source, he was blinded. Scales covered his eyes for several days.

Sometimes humans forget that angels are sent to slay certain groups of undesirables. This is odd since slaying is considered a wicked, bad, and messy technique for controlling populations of most human families on earth. But this slaying bit is usually done by angels, like Gabriel. Armies of angels are dispatched to fulfill prophecy as spoken in the words of God, scriptures. Gabriel must therefore be a human whisperer, with a muy sick horn jazz combo.

After Saul was clothes-lined and felled to the ground, he was somehow humbled. Saul was given a new name, Paul, and told to go somewhere and wait. After three days his sight returned and he journeyed a new course, according to the message received from "the Voice" at Saul's, now Paul's, freaky accident on the road to persecution of new Christians.

Thursday, April 23, 2009

MooPig Movie Critics Corner: "24 Hour Party People"




Seminal Ideas, and the Bubble Percolator Clubs

by Pat Darnell and the Herd



Their colossal club was a gigantic hit, an idea whose time had come, but it was a financial flop.

Because it was not fueled on alcohol... rather fueled on Ecstasy, and the drug dealers were making all the money. It is a movie with a message to market share seeking business proprietors everywhere. The club owners then gave security coats to the drug dealers... it worked out. But still the money was not being spent in the club, rather being spent on more drugs, cars, houses, businesses, alimony's and, worst of all, on guns.

Paths of excess and opulence leads to wisdom, as stated by a long dead and famous poet, states implicit reason for destruction of human endeavors, institutions, and ideas. What else could a movie say than that?

Release Date: 5 April 2002 (UK) | Genre: Biography | Comedy | Drama | Music more
Tagline: The unbelievably true story of one man, one movement, the music and madness that was Manchester.
Plot: In 1976, Tony Wilson sets up Factory Records and brings Manchester's music to the world...
Manchester 1976: Cambridge educated Tony Wilson, Granada TV presenter, is at a Sex Pistols gig. Totally inspired by this pivotal moment in music history, he and his friends set up a record label, Factory Records, signing first Joy Division (who go on to become New Order) then James and the Happy Mondays, who all become seminal artists of their time. What ensues is a tale of music, sex, drugs, larger-than-life characters, and the birth of one of the most famous dance clubs in the world, The Hacienda - a mecca for clubbers as famous as the likes of Studio 54. Graphically depicting the music and dance heritage of Manchester from the late 70's to the early 90's, this comedy documents the vibrancy that made Mad-chester the place in the world that you would most like to be. (2008: Wilson To Be Remembered At 24-hour Conversation Bash 24 March 2008 8:05 AM, PDT | From wenn.com | See recent WENN news)
Some person familiar with music business models really should consider tracking the events of several standout "mile marker" entertainment successes. With this empirical information from the last fifty years of the 20th century, could not a reliable time line be drafted to show the actual path of an idea from a Cambridge educated boy to the demise of the idea.

Using an old metaphor from Transcendental Meditationalist's spiels; ...a bubble begins at the bottom of the deepest ocean, at the floor. This bubble has a size of microns, as it is pressed by immeasurable pressure of the dense sea water. As the bubble moves upward it grows larger and larger as pressure becomes less and less. Our bubble makes it to the surface of the ocean at its largest size before releasing its gases to the air. Ideas have this very same path, as described by many..

Size is indirectly related to outside pressures... no? Also, Size is proportionate to the measure of outside pressures, as the "idea bubble" moves through time. Idea Bubbles, as metaphor of music business, a song has a life cycle that could be better supported by "outside influx" so that there is less pressure over all. The fear is that there is no residue once the bubble releases all it has to the air above. What better, therefore, it can be when the idea pays its way along its path to ambiguity?

Security censorship classification
MA 15+ (Drug use, medium level coarse language, sexual references)
Surveillance time
115 minutes (1:55 hours)

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Wednesday, April 22, 2009

QUIZ: It is EARTH DAY !!April 22, 2009
Let's Play "We ANSWER -- You give the Question"

'It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it.' --Al Gore, Vice President

'Children, you have to learn how to do what you want to do, to cover your ass.' -- Pat Darnell while encouraging Boy Scouts of America
'We've got to pause and ask ourselves: How much clean air do we need ?' --Lee Iacocca
'I love California . I practically grew up in Phoenix '-- Dan Quayle while campaigning

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'Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life.' -- (Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for federal anti-smoking campaign.)

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EXAMPLE Answer 1) "Much as a bright line rule would be desirable," the Chief Justice said, "in evaluating whether an investigative detention is unreasonable, common sense and ordinary human experience must govern over rigid criteria."

POSSIBLE QUESTIONS::
A] Praise be to Allah, another point of reference is from the traditional vocabulary of mechanical drawing?
B] Citation for the photographic meaning?
C] The truth is that there is no bright line between training and operations and military affairs?
D] If a subject’s grammar or taste is unsuitable, quotation marks should be removed and the awkward passage paraphrased?

TOO CONFUSING? Well it only gets more intensely so.... Keep going.



EXAMPLE Answer 2) March 21, 1970, San Francisco Mayor Joseph Alioto proposed Earth Day Holiday.

POSSIBLE QUESTIONS::
A] Praise be to Allah, two different days, same holiday -Earth day?

B] Earth day is held in Spring in the northern hemisphere, and Autumn in the Southern Hemisphere?

C] These days were determined by the equinoxes of Earth?

D] Amidst several worries with the environment from oil spills, polluting factories, power plants, raw sewage, toxic dumps, pesticides, destruction of habitat, and the extinction of wildlife, millions of people support the ideas of “Earth Day?”

E] Earth day is a holiday which is dedicated to the awareness, and appreciation, and conservation of our Earth’s environment?

All right -- you are on your own:

(On September 17, 1994, Alabama's Heather Whitestone was selected as Miss America 1995.)
Answer 3): 'I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever,' -- (Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss USA contest.)

Answer 4) 'We don't necessarily discriminate. We simply exclude certain types of people.' -- (Colonel Gerald Wellman, ROTC Instructor.)

Answer 5) 'Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but
not with all those flies and death and stuff.' -- (Mariah Carey)


Answer 6) 'That lowdown scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death by a jackass, and I'm just the one to do it.'-- (A congressional candidate in Texas)

Answer 7) 'Half this game is ninety percent mental.'-- (Philadelphia Phillies manager, Danny Ozark)

Answer 8) 'The word 'genius' isn't applicable in football. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein.' -- (Joe Theisman, NFL football quarterback & sports analyst.)

Answer 9) 'Your food stamps will be stopped effective March 1992 because we received notice that you passed away. May God bless you. You may reapply if there is a change in your circumstances.' -- (Department of Social Services, Greenville, South Carolina)

Answer 10) 'Traditionally, most of Australia 's imports come from overseas.' -- (Keppel Enderbery)

Answer 11) 'If somebody has a bad heart, they can plug this jack in at night as they go to bed and it will monitor their heart throughout the night. And the next morning, when they wake up dead, there'll be a record.' --(Mark S. Fowler, FCC Chairman)


Answer 12) 'Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country.' -- (Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, DC)

Answer 13) 'I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body.'-- (Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward.)
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Sunday, April 19, 2009

OK, this one crosses the Line


That was in November 2008
by Pat Darnell and the un-Wan-Ted-Herd




11\19\08
CAIRO, Egypt (AP) - Al-Qaida No. 2 Ayman al-Zawahri is criticizing Barack Obama in a new message, calling him a demeaning racial term implying that the president-elect is a black American who does the bidding of whites.

MooPig Wisdom International just had another emergency meet
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We have come up with a statement for this unfortunate stigma placed on the executive of our great nation. To all you ferriner types:


"Eat Shit; and Die."

Materiel Gurlz


Few People ever actually Relax through some sort of Meditation
by Pat Darnell

Consider with me a moment, please, our universe. Then as you slowly sink into your mind thinking of our infinite universe, maybe you could consider also co-existing universes… never ending, full of worlds, without ends.

As you become more comfortable, and rested in the thoughts of places waiting for you to explore throughout infinity, could you then begin a journey through space in an enjoyable armchair, satisfactorily at ease, experiencing new things and materials far out of bounds to
our usual comfortable hobbit holes?

We travel, we see that amounts of materials in the universe is so large, we are astonished that we ever troubled over our “needs for more and more” back on earth — living superficially on only the crust of earth.


Traveling like this immediately expands our once limited minds, and unused regions of our brains are stimulated and aid in our awe and understanding of the structure and nature of infinite universe. We become tame and relaxed in the journey, as we pass from and to another and another beautiful
region of our universe.

In a steady unhurried motion, like we have known in our dreams, we move ever so smoothly through many, many far flung spaces where our surroundings is like cream poured into hot tea. There are swirls of convection as we travel through cold areas into warmer and then burning furnaces of creation, escaping back to cooler space.

We move through the material universe of creation like whales easily swaying in the sea, and
we feel this is an ancient migration, our natural response to instincts, to a place of our further destinies in faith, hope and charity, as whales do migrations from pole to pole on earth.

We go extreme distances each time we blink, far enough away that we reminisce
about our first home, earth, and remember how small we were there. We find mother earth is our index, or homing point as we navigate the expanse. We have discovered that infinity is continuous discovery.

From the tiniest green lizard that was first on the scene this day of spring on earth, climbing out from the whey of winter to the holly
bush that is humming with hundreds of returned honey bees, we too learn to branch out and explore new dimensions.

Thanks for joining me tonight in a moment of eternal braid of life.
Now when I snap my fingers, someone please call me and wake me up… 1, 2, 3…
snorezzzzzzzz ... zzzzzzzz

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