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Thursday, May 14, 2009

Try this one Again -- MooPig's Thursday QUIZ: "Pictures and Captions"

Match the Caption with the Pic Game
by Pat Darnell and the foraging Herd

Its Thursday and that is pre-game Game time... practice to get the brains activated for weekend betting, philandering, mosh pits, and other healthy forms of frivolity. We at MooPig who are housebound will be OTB'ing you can be sure.

Yesterday we humped, today we are brain dead, tomorrow we oversleep...

Let's get ready
to play: "How do these photos relate to this past week's Cyber Photosphere?"

Captions: [note: Maybe there are more captions than pictures, he he he he]

1) Michelle Obama cuts loose and gets a complete Makeover; "No more airbrush on my photos," she said.

2) New Shoes and the Fifteenth Man at the match play...


3) "I think they are all gone now; it's safe to go out."

4) Meet your fighting men of your Swedish Army.

5) Hard sell shoe proprietor: "Only $4574383009.99, and delivery next year."
"I'll take them!" She cried; "I can wear them in Air Force One!"

6) "I am Achilles."


7) "When it rains, it pours."
"Have umbrella: will travel."
"What are you looking at, Mister?" etc.

8) "We are Sparta !!!!"

9) OOOH, I feel a chill -- I think I have the Swine Flu...!!!


10) Dressed by a fashion conscientious woman.


11) Find X


12) "Did someone say 'Fondue?'"

14) "Thank God, Hugo has run out of books."

15) I am just a wayfaring Internetless songster... on Mars.

16) I got married, and my maid of Honor wore hers !!

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