Match the Caption with the Picture Game
by Pat Darnell and the foraging Herd
It's Sunday, and that means pre-game Game time... practice to get the brains activated for PGA, or Baseball, or Squamish, betting, philandering, mosh pits, and other healthy forms of after Church family frivolity.
We at MooPig who are housebound will be Off Track Betting you can be sure.
Yesterday we humped, today we are brain dead, tomorrow we oversleep...
Let's get ready to play: "How do these photos relate to this past week's Cyber Photosphere of unlimited wit and wonderment conjecture about Swine Flu?"
[note: Maybe there are more captions than pictures, he he he he]
Looking for Truth about Swine Flu \ H1N1 in all the Wrong Venues?
1) Mothers -- don't let your boys grow up to be Pig Lickers....
2) Thoracic medicine isn't what it used to be...
3) It's not what's on the outside that is important...
4) Are we in Austria yet?
5) Thanks for the condom, Padre.
6) Oh, if only I were a surgical mask supplier today...!
7) SWAT Team Alert: GREEN. Frog down.
8) Amber alert, no? Oh, Salmony-Pink Alert, sorry.
9) H1N1 is only a first of several to come... so says CDC releasing charts on AP....
10) One Oink Sip: Th- Th- Th- That's All Folks...
11) Hog Butcher for the World, Tool Maker, Stacker of Wheat, Player with Railroads and the Nation's Freight Handler; Stormy, husky, brawling, Swine flu leader...
12) Today the US Senate
posted signs throughout Capitol Hill disallowing Swine Flu -- but murderers, thieves, swindlers and other chauvinists are still welcomed.13) Lawyers take fastidious notes as victims lawyer up and expose some fascinating
situations surrounding their deaths... huh?14) The Pope has banned all tourists from St Peter's Square... at the Vatican, and many tourists are diverting to
London, where they are being rounded up by clandestines... no further information is available at this hour.15) Another catholic case to remove your surgical mask during masses...
16) How do you handle a hungry teenager? give him a Pig Handler....
17) More bars in More places...
18) Three Pigs Maximum Protection, Snake Oil and a brick house....
19) Press two for Spanish:...
20) How did we ever
live before without Twitter?21) I am Japanese woman warrior... hear me roar... in numbers too big to ignore.
22) Where do you want it? What do you mean did I give you laughing gas...? What gives you that idea?
23) CDC stands for Conspicuous Death Chowder...?
24) Pigs flew? Now that is a commercial opportunity...
25) This gives new meaning to knuckle sandwiches... eh?
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