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Thursday, June 18, 2009

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"Life is not about waiting for the storms to pass...it's about learning how to dance in the rain." by Chet Roi, DUSTOFF, SO OTHERS MAY LIVE | Retrieved from email by PD


In an Info-news-mercial Conference yesterday, GM -- Government Motors -- announced its new LOGObamma concept car...



The NEW and Compact 2010 Barry-Z-Outobammobile, supposed to be pictured here with Special Guest Reverend Wright.

Here are notes from the conference:

This Z model has a carbon footprint of "smudge" -- that's when a GMC Duelie runs over it.

And that is not all; the car runs on hot air.

It has only three wheels -- that only turn left.

It comes with two Teleprompters and Touch programming to give driver and occupants Easy-speak, warm-chatter to ease their ways out of violations.

We Love It! Is it free to everyone who has an income of less than, but not more than, $634,000 a year? Not hardly. But purchaser gets a $20 off coupon for an iPod Shuffle. How about that Cow Pokes?

But you will have to test drive it to believe it: GM -- Government Motors -- sales tax, excise tax, sewer tax, liability insurance, or Tee-Shirt not included...
may cause drowsiness, liver cramping, bleeding gums, stiffness in the colon, and fatal crash dummy results, not to be used when genuflecting Saudi Kings, or postulating the Postulate, or Pontificating epistology's... call your doctor, and seek medical help if erection exceeds four weeks, and gender is in fact in question.

This one sent in by Wendy Ballard, freewolfsprit1@yahoo.com, thanks WendyBob.

5 comments:

d2r2 said...

...or find the way to make that car run on rainwater.

Spintronics...invest in it.

MooPig said...

Spintronics... hmmmm very interesting...

MooPig said...

that which makes us more impotent, actually makes us more cherished in God's kingdom... no?

d2r2 said...

The least of His mercies is more than we deserve, yet He allows us to eat, drink and be merry...even expects this of us. Of course , the catch is to worship Him with all of our hearts and all of our minds.

MooPig said...

Can we get a witness over HERE?!

NOw you chunkin' in there, D2...

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