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Friday, September 04, 2009

$100 Wal-Mart Gift Card Prize for Most Representing Photo at "People of Wal-Mart"?

PHOTO Top: What is the Shelf for ... a Spoiler??

PHOTO 2nd: These 'sayings', they just come to me natural...

MooPig wants to know: Is this all there really is?
Retrieved by Pat Darnell and the Thursday Night "Gurlz Nite Out" Yobs

[HERE] by Michael Santo
People of Walmart was founded in August of 2009 by three friends and roommates after an inspirational trip to Wal-Mart. Let’s face it; we all have seen the people who obviously don’t have mirrors and/or family and friends to lock them in a basement, and they all seem to congregate at Wal-mart. It’s not everywhere that you can shop for milk at 10 a.m. next to a 400lb mother of 6 wearing a pink tube top, leopard tights, and hooker heels.”

People of Wal-Mart Site Mocks Retailer's Patrons

The "People of Wal-Mart" site is run by Andrew Kipple, 23, his brother Adam, 25, and Luke Wherry, 23. The site was getting 500,000 hits a day, which it could handle, but a recent spike as more people found out about it crashed it.

Photos already submitted included a man dressed as Captain America, a person whose haircut was described as looking like a rat, and a person with a goat. It's unclear if the person was married to the goat or not, but still.

Some have criticized the site, saying "People of Wal-Mart" mocks poor and rural patrons of the store, thus reinforcing stereotypes. Me? I think it's all in fun. (previous is Written by Michael Santo [HERE])


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People of Wal-Mart August 28th, 2009
Take a Photo. Win a $100 Walmart Gift Card
Wanted: Pictures of the most ridiculous and insanely disturbing people who call Wal-Mart their home. I suggest venturing there after midnight to find that special someone. The top three pictures of the month will receive:
First Place: $100
Second Place: $50
Third Place: $25

When you submit your picture to info@peopleofwalmart.com , please include name, email, location, and do not forget to attach the picture. Winners will be posted and notified. Contest ends 10/10/09.

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