MooPig Phallus Department: Men, why do you give it away?

Okay, you asked for it. Men why do you give it away?
by Pat Darnell and Coffin Nale

A penis in foreshortening by the great masters, sistine chapel ceiling... is still a penis.

Soon Privates will be Public, and your Condition will be visible to all. Just like Chuck... he was Chuckie Love now he is Lucky Chucky... because he is the one who insures the very next male in his partner's life will mean matrimony for her. Now that is a condition gone public.

There you are like king of your domain, and an underage female thinks she is going to get some attention from you big dog. You give her the item of her wishes. Then you are in and out of court for the next five years, and have to go to neighbors houses and thell them you are a sexual predator. Good luck with that!

WWPD [what would pharaoh do] and then of course there is Ancient Egypt

The Ancient Egyptians related the cult of phallus with Osiris. When Osiris' body was cut in 13 pieces, Seth scattered them all over Egypt and his wife Isis retrieved all of them except one, his penis, which was swallowed by a fish (see the Legend of Osiris and Isis).
The phallus was a symbol of fertility, and the god Min was often depicted ithyphallic (with an erect penis).