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Tuesday, January 04, 2011

Brain Industries :: Labeled, Desensitized, and Redirected -- Brain Protection

Sports Throwaway Society is Just Plain Stupid
Retrieved for Ed Purposes by Pat Darnell and Cabeza Leaks
The ARGUMENT:
We have become a throwaway society. When something begins to fade or fray, we throw it away and buy a new one. We consider its looks, but not its remaining functionality. (HERE)

Not only does this offend our desire not to waste, but to throw away items that still function well is just plain stupid. This throwaway and replace mentality is expensive and, in this era of shrinking budgets and decreased funding, is a luxury we can no longer afford.

Ways need to be found to save money while maintaining quality and safety. Reconditioning used equipment to bring it back to recertification condition provides one way to do this. (HERE: helmethut.com)

Refurbished Helmets:
Costs about $30 per helmet versus about $120 for a new one. Reconditioning includes cleaning, replacing, and recertifying. Recommended annually for product liability requirements. Includes repainting if needed.


Boiler Plate TESTIMONY:
"Shortly after being bitten by the helmet collecting bug, my bank account began to complain. Yet, I just couldn't bring myself to stop expanding my collection.
Sure, I could stick to minihelmets, but there's just something irresistible about a full-size, authentic game helmet! So I began researching on how to expand my helmet collection without breaking my wallet.
I began to buy used football helmets from various sources, and recondition them myself. It's a fair bit of work, especially if the helmet has been well-used with lots of battle scars.
But, determined to expand my helmet collection at a reduced cost, I pressed on. I felt that after all I've learned through my various experiences, I'd be happy to pass it along to you. So follow along below as I recondition one of my relics into a treasure! (HERE)"

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