Retrieved by Pat Darnell | June 2, 2011 | Bryan TX
Being caught up is a goal of many people around the globe. That is why indomitable MooPig staffers all had their hats on for the last Rapture date: May 21, 2011. Research brought to light that God likes hats -- so if you need a hat for the next Rapture notice here is a great solution.
You are prepared to be included in Rapture, but your trusty Fedora is not nearby, in a jiffy you can fold yourself a Newspaper Hat just before being swept up to God.
You should practice making a few hats before the big morning of being called into the air. Here is your LINK to instructions for folding your very own Newspaper hat out of today's Tribune pages:“If a woman rebels against high-heeled shoes, she should take care to do it in a very smart hat” (George Bernard Shaw)
Click here: Newspaper Hat!
“Grab your coat, and get your hat, Leave your worry on the doorstep Just direct your feet, To the sunny side of the street.” (Dorothy Fields)
“If the best man's faults were written on his forehead, he would draw his hat over his eyes.” (Thomas Gray)
“It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off.” (Woody Allen)
“This is what you shall do: love the earth and sun, and animals, despise riches, give alms to every one that asks, stand up for the stupid and crazy, devote your income and labor to others, hate tyrants, argue not concerning God, have patience and indulgence towards the people, take off your hat to nothing known or unknown, or to any man or number of men; go freely with the powerful uneducated persons, and with the young, and mothers, of families: read these leaves in the open air every season of every year of your life: re-examine all you have been told at school or church, or in any books, and dismiss whatever insults your soul.” (Walt Whitman)
Rock On With Yer Crafty Self!!
How to Build your own Newspaper Hat by intoon
How to make a Duct Tape Hat by Wills42
“I met in the street a very poor young man who was in love. His hat was old, his coat worn, his cloak was out at the elbows, the water passed through his shoes, - and the stars through his soul.”
Victor Hugo
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1 comment:
Charlie Chaplin is a sartorial prophet:
“I thought I would dress in baggy pants, big shoes, a cane and a derby hat. everything a contradiction: the pants baggy, the coat tight, the hat small and the shoes large.”
(Charlie Chaplin)
Isn't this the modern era of clothing? Yes it is.
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