MooPig's "Answer YO!" :: Musings from Michigan

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• Q:  How about these apples! Most of all, I like her posture.
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• A:  Is she carrying a mouse around in her pocket?

The bolloon guy follows me everywhere because nothing fills his bolloon up faster than me talking ! I told him that your flatulence would be even better but he said Texas is too far to go and that pinto bean gas was too volatile and prone to explosion.

• Q:  Lydia's Italy is the best cooking show I ever saw - Has Marinella seen it.?
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• A:  Marinella doesn't know Lydia from squash.

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And here's a research challenge for the Pig ...... Before 1948 Jews were called Palestinians - Q 1 - what were the local arabs called at that time? Q2 - how much of these arab's land was also taken by Jordan and Syria when the land grab was over, and how many were displaced by these fellow-muslim countries? ( I know that Jordan killed thousands of them before the dust settled...)

That is it.
__________________________________MooPig's "Answer YO!"

Okay Yo, ...
To know answers to your Mid-East questions MooPig would have to know something about that region -- but all MooPig knows about is the Middle of the USA, like the Mid-West ... We are a "Middle" sort of entity.

Q1 -- Arabs were called: "A.R.A.B.S." back then; or maybe Jordanians.

Q2 -- ... and, for your land grab question -- the standard MooPig "Answer YO!" response is "42." That would be 42 billion in this case. Yes, 42 billion acres, 42 billion killed, and 42 billion dollars from the USA given to whoever liked us back then.

That's our Report from the Middle, where men are mostly misinformed, women carry all the water, and the children know the front end from the back end, and there are methane filled balloons over Michigan.

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