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Thursday, April 19, 2012

MooPig's Who Would Win in a Bar Fight #9 -- Stick to your day jobs! Failed businesses of the stars - NY Daily News


HEIDI MONTAG, 'DREAMS COME TRUE' - Stick to your day jobs! Failed businesses of the stars - NY Daily News: "HEIDI MONTAG, 'DREAMS COME TRUE'
For some celebrities, once they get a taste of success, they think everything they touch will turn to gold. Yeah, not so much for these stars ... Heidi Montag made a name for herself as Lauren Conrad plastic surgery-loving frenemy on MTV's 'The Hills,' but while she's been dreaming of pop stardom, the music world doesn't seem to be dreaming of her. The fame-hungry blond is back with her second heavily-autotuned album, ironically named 'Dreams Come True,' which will surely be just as much of a disaster as her last album ...
BY JOANNA SLOAME / NEW YORK DAILY NEWS"

Heidi Montag
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Ann Coulter

Conservative media personality Ann Coulter has managed to offend every black person in America in a matter of 58 seconds. Coulter delivered a speech where she compared President Obama to Flavor Flav. Ann Coulter mused, “Voters with forty years of politically correct education are ecstatic to have the first Black president. They just love the idea even if we did get Flavor Flav instead of Thomas Sowell.”



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